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Женщины

Автор: Михаил Жванецкий

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000_01_Soderzhanie

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001_Zdravstvuyte

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002_Svobodnaya

03:01

003_Nasha

02:18

004_Zhenskiy yazyk

01:51

005_Sorokovye

02:45

006_Kakoy vzroslyy muzhchina…

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007_Podrugi

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008_Sovremennaya zhenschina

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009_Nashi mamy

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010_My gulyali v lesu pod Yaltoy

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011_V kuluarah

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012_Na verande

01:15

013_Rasskaz pozhiloy zhenschiny

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014_V samolYote

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015_Takaya zhizn krugom

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016_Davayte soprotivlyatsya

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017_Uspokoytes, uhozhu

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018_Telefonnyy razgovor

01:02

019_Ona na ego kolene

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020_S zhenschinoy

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021_Strannyy malchik

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022_Na priYome

01:58

023_Istoriya vkrattse YA hotela zhit v Moskve

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024_Dela komandirovochnye

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025_Nyuansy

03:51

026_Nashim zhenschinam

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027_Vam, moya dorogaya

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028_Teper ty, detka

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029_Sosedka o sosedyah

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030_Yasha

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031_Nash seks

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032_On, ona i slovar

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033_Ah Ah Lyubov

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034_Sosedka

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035_V 12.00

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036_Ya edu k vam

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037_Nash chelovek v posteli

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038_Krasivaya zhenschina

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039_Poymi menya

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040_Sofya Genrihovna

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041_Pismo

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042_Na pomoyke[1]

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043_Nablyudatel

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044_V supruzheskoy zhizni

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045_U neYo rastYot

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046_Avgust. Solnechnye desyat utra

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047_Predstav, Stepan

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048_Gostinitsa

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049_Ya ne znayu, kto ya

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050_Kak my vybiraem zhenu

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051_Kakovo eto – byt zhenschinoy

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052_I vot ona prishla k nemu

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053_Innochke

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054_Raznotsvetnaya lyubov

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055_CHinovnitsa v merii sprashivaet u posetitelya

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056_Razgovor

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057_Ob impotentsii

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058_Istoriya vkrattse (On ey skazal_Vy mne nravites)

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059_Zhenschina vkrattse (Ya poyu… Potomu chto mne zhe nado…)

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060_Istoriya vkrattse (On podsel za stolik…)

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061_Istoriya vkrattse (V Odesse s taksistom po nocham…)

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062_Istoriya vkrattse (Ya tsygan, Misha)

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063_Istoriya vkrattse (Muzhskoy i zhenskiy lager…)

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064_Istoriya vkrattse (Devushka let tridtsati…)

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065_Ilyusha

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066_Istoriya vkrattse (1968 god. Devochka v magazine)

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067_Opozdala

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068_Massa zhenschin, ot kotoryh on ushYol

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069_TYOtya Sveta, – skazala devushka let semnadtsati

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070_Vsyu zhizn v restorane

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071_Opredelitel nomera

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072_V Odesse ya voshYol vo dvor, tam sideli dve damy v kupalnikah

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073_Rozhdenie yumora u morya

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074_Ne zabudu

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075_Istoriya vkrattse (Okazalos, chtoby poluchit otgul…)

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076_Revnost

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077_Istoriya vkrattse (I ona skazala emu_CHto ty hochesh)

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078_Istoriya vkrattse (Ya s muzhchinoy poznakomilas)

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079_Bolnichnyy koridor

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080_My otdyhali s zhenoy v sanatorii

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081_V mnogokvartirnom dome pozdno vecherom stuk v dver

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082_Ona skazala mne_YA sdelala strizhku

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083_Muzhchina i zhenschina do etogo i posle

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084_Yavlenie

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085_Avtograf

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086_Na morvokzale

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087_U okulista

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088_Prohozhaya

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089_Naryan-Mar

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090_Baba-Yaga

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091_Metro

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092_Vesna

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093_Zhenschina, kotoruyu ya ne v silah ubedit

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094_Mat i doch

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095_Nechistaya sila

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096_Gurchenko L.M.

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097_YA ponyal, chto takoe lyubov

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098_PrishYol syn k mame i spravedlivo i silno zayavil

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099_A ya zhenschina, i biznes u menya zhenskiy

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100_Gubami govorit

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101_Zhizn devushki

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102_Zamuzhem ya

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103_Kakaya-to nastala ogromnaya vseobschaya seksualnaya ozabochennost

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104_Lider v Odesse

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105_Lyubitelnitsa svodit. Krepkaya, sorokaletnyaya

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106_Sindrom menedzhera

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107_Tosty zhYon

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108_Kogda ona s otvrascheniem smotrit na nashe litso i figuru

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109_Ona

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110_Persikovoe derevtse. Tonenkoe, kak prutik

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111_Devushku obvorovali

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112_Rugan po-russki

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113_KVN

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114_Murmansk

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115_Esli menya posadyat v tyurmu

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116_YA sam byvshiy

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117_V metro

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118_Zhenschina posle vcherashnego

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119_Tolko proydi v mini-yubke, s dlinnymi volosami

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120_Nad i pod stolom

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121_V chYom raznitsa mezhdu muzhchinoy i zhenschinoy

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122_V Moskve, gde lyudey tak mnogo, chto hochetsya povesitsya

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123_Novyy Arbat

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124_Malenkaya devochka semi let

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125_Istoriya vkrattse (Ona idYot vperedi. EYO vse boyatsya)

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126_A.B.P.

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127_Oy, – rasskazyvala akrobatka

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128_A teper pit, – skazala zhenschina

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129_YA predstavlyayu ih razgovory

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130_Istoriya vkrattse (Zhenschina-vrach, vlastnaya, strogaya.)

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131_V koltse

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132_Vmesto lyubvi

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133_I tut ona skazala vdrug_YA ne hochu

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134_Byvshie krasavitsy dolgo ne mogut sebya zabyt

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135_Istoriya vkrattse (Dochke Anechke sem let)

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136_Istoriya vkrattse (Ona uchitelstvovala v Pskovskoy oblasti)

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137_Ego kardiogramma sostoyala iz eYo oskorbleniy

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138_Segodnya samoe dorogoe v lyubvi – potseluy

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139_Ona vzyala moYo litso v ruki, povernula k svetu

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140_Znaesh, chto ya delayu s muzhchinami – govorila ona

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141_Krasivaya zhenschina – ot 500 dollarov

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142_Devitsa v mini, v koltse, v dekolte, v restorane

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143_Nu chto zhe ty, podruzhenka koryavaya moya..

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144_Oni s molodoy zhenoy dlya glusheniya

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145_Etyud

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146_Peredayte devochke v tramvae

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147_Ofitsiant mne shepnul

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148_Delat dobro vygodnee

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149_Sluchay v Voronezhe

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150_Tatu na plyazhe

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151_Klare Novikovoy

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152_Kakoy lYogkiy ogon v etih szhatyh kolenyah

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153_Lyubov s pervogo raza

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154_Novyy binokl

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155_Tri zYornyshka

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156_Mayor

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157_Pevitsa v restorane

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158_Zhenschina u dorogi

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159_U menya Oleg i Igor

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160_Slozhno s zhenschinami

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161_YA uzhe nauchilsya. Vidya starika pod ruku s

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162_S lyubimymi ne rasstavaytes

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163_Ona parkuetsya

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164_Moy luchshiy muzhchina

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165_Mat i lozh

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166_Vot harakter

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167_Mozgovoe soedinenie

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168_Glupost i krasota (Sovet oligarhu)

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169_YA seychas privedu tebe primer chistoy lyubvi

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170_V gostyah u muzhchiny

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171_S zhenschinami chto-to stalo proishodit

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172_Lyubov strashna, zagadochna, nepredskazuema

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173_YA zhdu poyavleniya v Rossii zhenschiny okolo soroka pyati

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174_Ischeznovenie

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175_Talant opredelit ochen prosto

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176_Detka, vperYod

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Сборник миниатюр Михаила Михайловича Жванецкого. Он пишет так, что не смеяться просто невозможно, и аудиокнига «Женщины» не стала исключением. Это умная сатира, честная сатира, сатира, попадающая в точку. Каждый узнает эти женские характеры и по-доброму посмеётся: может быть, даже над самим собой или своими близкими, родными, знакомыми.

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